What would I do without you?

wnchestrgeekboy: Damn RIGHT. I'm fuckin HUGE
burnedforlove: My vagina quivers at the sight of such a massive phallus. Whatever shall we do?
wnchestrgeekboy: Force it inside, no matter how much you complain I'm BREAKING YOU IN HALF or knocking the hell outta your cervix!
burnedforlove: DULY NOTED! ALL HAIL SAM'S MASSIVE COCK!
wnchestrgeekboy: YOu should be SINGING my cocks' praises!
burnedforlove: Are you KIDDING? I have a SHRINE in my closet!
wnchestrgeekboy: You're not whimpering. I don't hear moaning about my giant cock breaking you, you know.
burnedforlove: IN HALF! It's breaking me in HALF. *MOAN MOAN GRUNT WHIMPER*

Gina: (haaaaaaaaa)

SO, okay... what happened was that God told Jess that she could keep the apartment that she and Sam used to share at Stanford. So Sam gets excited about picking up his favorite shirt...

( Convo under Cut )

[JESS MOORE] is not me.

[ADRIANNE PALICKI] is not me.

[I DID NOT DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE]

... I'm not blonde, don't write for SPN, know the actors or any demons. Wouldn't that be funny if I did?

I wouldn't be on the internet if I was/did/had/were/whatev.

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